Sunday, January 07, 2007

GULF - GUIDE

* Petrol is cheaper than water
* Any building construction finishes in 3 months
* Unqualified get more salary than Qualified
* Show-off matters more than real quality & performance
* Labors are paid less than what they can earn back in their country
* Companies can kick away their employees without any reason
* Wastas (recommendation) are more powerful than money
* Cleaners have more Wasta than officers
* Watchman has more Rights than the Building Owner
* Office boy & Drivers has more influence on Boss than Manager(exactly)

*Gulf climate changes so fast, in one hour u can see raining, dust storm,hot / humid / chilling weather
* Gulf is located in desert, still u find greenery everywhere
* If some one can't earn money in Gulf, he can't earn at any place inthe world
* In Gulf, time goes very fast, Friday to Friday comes u never know, itssooo fast
* Every bachelor has a dream of getting married and buying a house inhome town
* Love your parents, friends, relatives 100 times more than that youwere together
* Being at home is more painful than being at work
* Indians appear/pretend more religious/God fearing than they really are

* Theatres are full of Arab nationals whenever there is a movie ofSalman / Sharukh
* Gulf girls sing Hindi songs but don't understand anything
* Dance Bars and Pubs more than that in Bangalore
* A ladies hair saloon every 5 meters
* Food/Grocery delivery to the car
* A Starbucks every 10 meters
* Hard Rock Cafe with no alcohol
* A Shopping Mall in every 5km.
* Highway lanes differentiated for slow & fast drivers
* Getting license is more difficult than car
* Smashed cars are more than bugs
* Parking charge: 2 Dirham for 1 hour - 5 Dirham for 2 hours & so on
* No Women Queues
* Local calls are free

TRAFFIC SIGNAL IN GULF:
* GREEN : Signal to go, for Americans, Europeans and Indians
* YELLOW : Signal to go, for Egyptians and Pakistanis
* RED : Signal to go, for Kuwaitis, Saudis & Palestinian

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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4:15 AM  

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