Saturday, August 05, 2006

Indian from USA

Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from USA:

1. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
2. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of healthconscious.
3. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
4. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
5. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi". says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds". Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi". Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate". Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit". Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway". Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go". Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead ofSeven Zero Four)
6. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every timehe steps out.
7. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts inMillions. (Not in Lakhs)
8. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deepdown the heart multiplies by 43 times).
9. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
10. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" severaltimes, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but neversays Zed)
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says"Oh! British Style!!!!"
12. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.
13. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
14. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
15. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
16. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencingit for the first time.
17. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".
18. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
19. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways bywhich he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival. ( Iliked it.......)
20. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries torollthe bag on Indian Roads.
Ultimate one
21. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was inUS..."

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

who said... am not like tht

11:28 PM  
Blogger Arun DX said...

Dude,

Enna mathiri US pogamaley intha seen podaravanga pala peru irukanga. They are no exceptional !

DX

10:56 PM  

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